Valhalla Rising

Valhalla Rising

2009 | Nicolas Winding Refn

1000 AD, for years, One Eye, a mute warrior of supernatural strength, has been held prisoner by the Norse chieftain Barde. Aided by Are, a boy slave, One Eye slays his captor and together he and Are escape, beginning a journey into the heart of darkness.

Average rating   2 out of 10

Mads Mikkelsen     Alexander Morton     Stewart Porter     Maarten Stevenson     Matthew Zajac     Gordon Brown     Gary McCormack     Andrew Flanagan     James Ramsey     Gary Lewis     Jamie Sives     Ewan Stewart     Rony Bridges     Robert Harrison     Andy Nicolson
Drama     Fantasy
(2.44) Robin Hood     (2.44) Warcraft     (2.19) The Lovely Bones     (1.99) Eragon     (1.81) Solomon Kane
All Male Cast     Christianity     Color Tint     Crusade     Expressionism     Fog     Hell     Norse Mythology     Paganism     Slave     Sword Fight     Viking

Niels Risgaard Hansen     2016-06-16 2 out of 10

I might be a bit biased, as I do not like the director. He uses way too many artistic pauses and artsy shots, which to me destroys the movie. Furthermore a lot of the movie does not make any sense on the primary level and if you go deeper and do a little analysis of it, I just get annoyed with how farfetched it really is. The theme of the movie is right up my alley, but the style is a road block for me. I might be a simpleton and ignorant for finer arts in movies, but this is just not my style.

The only reason I did not rate this movie with 1 star is that I always enjoy seeing christians getting beaten up by vikings.
If you like the style of the director, you might enjoy this as it is pulled all the way to the max. To me it almost feels like two wasted hours watching it.

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