Lesbian Vampire Killers

Lesbian Vampire Killers

2009 | Phil Claydon

Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

Average rating   7 out of 10

James Corden     Mathew Horne     MyAnna Buring     Vera Filatova     Paul McGann     Silvia Colloca     Lucy Gaskell     Louise Dylan     Ashley Mulheron     Tiffany Mulheron     Emer Kenny
Action     Comedy     Horror
(2.19) Blade     (2.19) Bitch Slap     (2.19) From Dusk Till Dawn     (2.19) Underworld: Rise of the Lycans     (2.08) Stake Land
British     Female     Lesbian     Slayer     Vampire

Niels Risgaard Hansen     2011-03-04 7 out of 10
Brilliant title for a movie, and it actually hits the plot spot on!

This is a classic low budget horror movie made funny. The plot is in short a couple of young men arriving at at cursed house at a certain celestial moment, fighting evil monster, almost getting killed but saves the day, lifts the curse and gets the girl. Simple, easy, funny!

The cast might not be the best actors in the world, but for this movie, they did quite good. For the most part it consisted of scarcely dressed pretty women. The two young guys seem a bit too goofy for my taste, but the poor dialogues did nothing to help them I guess.

The special effects are suiting for this kind of movie. They are not fancy or impressive, but still good enough to make the movie work.

Watch this with a friend who has the same taste in lame movies as you. It is fun, silly and worth watching if you like low budget vampire movies.

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